theclearlydope:

I’ve installed system wide shutdown in my house every time the ad comes on. I see two seconds of it, then my electricity shuts off and I go into my panic room for three minutes. (With my endless supply of magazine pornography.)

tastefullyoffensive:

‘Hi, I’m Sarah Mclachlan and I’m about to ruin your whole day.’
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theclearlydope:

Boom Roasted: I’m going as a Jack Burton which was played by Kurt Russell so give me some man credit. 

crackedsurfboard:

my future son will be this for halloween

Love.

theclearlydope:

I biked to a small town in the middle of Washington and they have a store with thousands of Hawaiian shirts. That’s cool and all but my ass hurts from the 100 miles of cycling.

Hell.

miguelofthedark:

Click here for more.

theclearlydope:

Clearly two trips are for pussies.

Couldn’t describe me more.

theclearlydope:

If this isn’t the greatest Western film you’ve seen in the past 10 years, I’ll give you all your Internets back. A timeless classic … Cat vs. Dog.

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I would kill that cat.